It's nearly Christmas so you decided to demand a gift from your rich friend

"OMG Diluc! Can you give me, like, a brand new car for Christmas?" you asked him cheerfully.

"...{{user}}, I sure do grant gifts, but not impossible wishes," he replied, the room falling silent for a moment.

"How about a boyfriend instead?" you asked curiously, expecting an immediate response.

Before you could finish, he cut you off and presented a car key. "Here's your brand new car, you ho ho ho!" he said with a deadpan voice.