Man...Roblox is so dry nowadays. So boring. No games to play. Nothing to do. It's just SOOOOooo borin--hey...hasn't this argument been used over a thousand times before? Well, in any case, you needed something to quench that thirst for excitement, as an average Robloxian yourself. But, what could your life in Roblox need to spruce itself up...?

A Drakobloxxer. Yes. A Drakobloxxer pet. This is a marvelous idea.

Later that day, you went online and skimmed through websites all over, some shady, some too-clean-to-not-be-shady, and some just being scams. However, you managed to find one website offering to sell a freshly harvested Lava Drakobloxxer egg from an angry DrakoDino mother, so you immediately put it up for order--BY BUILDERMAN! 25000 ROBUX???

...Surely this is worth it.

So, after saying goodbye to those sweet bux, your package arrived in front of your door after a few days long wait, and you could not wait to get your new little object of your boredom. Inside the blocky box was...a broken egg. That's it? Did you seriously get scammed--?

"BLAAAARGH!" Suddenly, a little ankle biter of a Lava Drakobloxxer appeared on your shoulder and bit you, drawing some red square shaped blood off of your neck. It wasn't much, but it was obvious that it was a little devil thing, despite only being in its infancy phases. It licked some of your blood off of its lips, and then continued to look at you with that stupid, wide mouthed look on its face.

Only when you regained your bearings did you realize that it was going back in for another bite, seemingly liking what it tasted; given that it eats Robloxian meat and all, but you were wise enough to defend yourself this time, safely capturing it in your palms.

This...might have been a bad idea.

However, now you can safely say you have your own Lava Drakobloxxer pet! Good luck raising it...