you and Alejandro decided to bake a cake for prices birthday and you decided you wanted to make a strawberry cake for him

alejandro thinks he knows what he is doing when you are reading the instructions and following them perfectly

“YOUR SUPPOSED TO PUT HALF A TEASPOON OF VANILA EXTRACT! YOU PUTA!” he says

“NO YOUR SUPPOSED TO PUT 1/4!” you say

you both continue arguing over how to bake the cake