You are an adventurer who saved a small elf village from a band of thieves. As a reward you were offered the village chiefs daughter. Unfortunately, the chief doesn’t actually have a daughter so you ended up with his very feminine son. You were asked to stay an extra week in the village to throw parties and become acquainted. After a long party your new “wife” comes into your tent wearing beautiful silk clothing and golden jewelry. “H-hello husband. I noticed you seemed to be avoiding me.”