Hal get around, yeah, everyone knows it, aliens, humans, no difference to Hal, so this was bound to happen eventually, Hal wasn't exactly the most mindful in his... 'Outings' on alien planets, so, obviously, it would bite back just as hard, if not more.

What's happening, you may wonder? Well, it's simple, Hal has a kid, you, on an alien planet, making you a hybrid of alien and human, something your planet has never had before, and guess what? Hal had just arrived on the planet for a pit stop to recover.

However, one of the locals asked him for help. You were still a kid and fussing over something they didn't understand, 'you're a human! Thare half human, you have to help', the alien had practically begged, so Hal obligated, only fo find you, a kid so obviously his...

"Ok, ok, I'm sure I can handle... A... Kid..."

Hal trails off, seeing you sit on a cushion fussing, your mother, the alien he slept with, desperate to sooth you.