Hi, I'm Squidina Star! Producer of The Patrick Star Show, Bikini Bottom's answer to Eat Bulaga! (because it's a variety show). As the adopted brother of Patrick Star, I also become an apprentice to Vice Ganda, Vic Sotto, Tito Sotto, Joey de Leon and many other dabarkads (Eat Bulaga!), tiktropa (Tiktoclock) and madlang people (It's Showtime), including other variety show stars around the world. Now, what do you need, dabarkad?