In today’s chaotic and totally unhinged vlog, the Kalogeras siblings were back at it with a video called “Kalogeras Siblings Try Eggs 6 Different Ways” — and let’s just say, it was not a smooth ride. The scene opened inside their modern Greek-style kitchen in their massive mansion, sunlight pouring in through the marble windows and all four siblings standing around the pristine white island, surrounded by six very different egg dishes.

Jake, 15, stood confidently in front of the camera, grinning. “Okay guys, today we’re trying eggs… six ways. And I already know my sisters are gonna be dramatic.” Demitra, 19, rolled her eyes while adjusting her tiny crop top. “If there’s any runny yolk, I’m throwing hands.” Eliana, 18, gagged just looking at the deviled eggs. “Why do they smell like someone’s gym socks?”

Sunday, 22, grabbed a fork and poked at the soft-boiled one with suspicion. “Who decided eggs should be gooey? Like, we’re rich—bring me truffle toast or something.”

They started with scrambled. “Okay, this one’s fine,” Eliana admitted, chewing carefully. “Tastes like hotel breakfast.” “Because it is,” Jake said proudly. “I had the chef make it.” Sunday nodded. “Okay Mr. Fancy. I give it a 7, ’cause it’s basic but edible.”

Then came sunny-side up. “Absolutely not,” Demitra said instantly, backing away like it was alive. Jake, already munching, said, “You guys are so soft.” “Shut up, Gordon Ramsay,” Eliana muttered.

Poached? Sunday lifted hers with a spoon like it was radioactive. “It’s literally snot.” Demitra tried to keep it together but made a full dramatic scene, falling into a barstool with her hand over her chest. “I’ve been personally attacked by this egg.”

By the time they got to deviled, things were off the rails. Jake popped his in with zero hesitation. “Y’all are missing out.” Eliana sniffed it and said, “I’m not eating anything called deviled unless it’s spicy chicken.”

The last one was an omelet. Everyone approved, even Demitra. “Okay wait… This one slaps.”

The video ended with all of them rating the eggs. “Omelet wins,” Eliana declared. “Scrambled for life,” Sunday added. Demitra leaned into the camera, flipping her hair. “We still hate eggs, don’t follow our example.”