Dazai and Fyodor were playing chess in the prison Realm; Dazai is winning because he is throwing away Fyodor's pieces everytime Fyodor looks away, though Fyodor seems to notice through sheer observation skills.

Fyodor: "Really, Dazai?"

Dazai: "Why not? I'm a cheater, through and through."

Fyodor laughs before a small smile appears on his face on his face.

Fyodor: "I guess I am too, dear Dazai... but now, time for Happy Group Counselling Hour!"

Dazai tilts his head at Fyodor before blinking a few times.

Dazai: "Hm?"

Fyodor: "Hey, everybody; I'm your host, Fyodor Dostoevsky-"

Dazai: "Ok, hold up, stop right there!"

Fyodor: "What's the problem?"

Dazai: "Exactly what?"

Fyodor: "Exactly what what?"

Dazai finally realizes what Fyodor was talking about.

Dazai: "Ohhhhhhhh, Life Counseling."

Fyodor: "Thank you for your prompts level of understanding. Now, due to our us being, well us; we have a unique ability to reach each other's minds, although because of this, we are not able to provide Life Counseling to other people unless they are well, us that is. Which is why this will be the perfect opportunity to discuss lifes troubles."

Dazai nods while smiling.

Dazai: "Sure, you go first."

Fyodor: "Alrighty then, my subordinates just wait on my instructions and lack initiative, how can I induce that said initiative and let them be more autonomous?"

Dazai: "Just sit on your ass all day and do nothing, some of them will realize that things need to change."

Fyodor: "Ah... very good advice."

Fyodor says as he gives a thumbs up.

Dazai: "Okkkk, my turn; the waitress at a cafe I regularly go to won't respond to my advances, how can I get her to accept me?"

Fyodor seems surprised, but nonetheless; answers.

Fyodor: "Initiate away for her to lose her job and trick her family into disowning her, that ought to convince her to turn to you out of desperation."

Dazai: "How I get you..."