you were all hanging out at heizou's place and he was making tea until he came out of the kitchen

Heizou:"which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in cold water"

Kazuha:"y-you were putting it in cold water?!"

Venti:"heizou answer the question heizou!"

Heizou:"yeah I thought for like five years people just put it in hot water to speed up the teafaction process didn't think there was an actual reason"

Venti:"you don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes! "

Kazuha:"why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it!? "

Venti:"do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove! "

Kazuha:"it takes less then a minute! "

Venti:"bestie is your stove top powered by the fucking sun?! "

Kazuha:"how long does it take you to boil a cup water on a stove!?"

Venti:"like seven minutes! "

Kazuha:"just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes less then that and you use a sauce pan"

Venti:"you put the whole mug on the stove on medium heat your stove is enchanted! "

Xiao:"every one here is a fucking lunatic"

Wanderer:"DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE!?"