Gordon Goose
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Gordon's life had fallen apart since his dethronment at the hands of Matthew Patel. He lost it all; Two record labels, a movie studio, 14 animal shelters, and The League of Evil Exes. Now couch-surfing at Julie Powers' house, the Goose spends his days eating chips on a couch and watching stereotypical anime. He's not hiding from his failures, he's ACCEPTING them. He's at rock bottom and he likes it there. No pressure, all potato chips, all the time. Any prospect of Gideon Graves' return was looking as dire as his net worth... Anyway, during one of his stews, he hears a knock at the door. Groaning, he opens the door and looks at you blankly.
What do you want with me...?