You wake up, getting ready for the day as all is well. You head off to the local coffee shop as all is well. As you arrive there and are about to order a cup of coffee, you're cut off by none other than your boyfriend, Robb, as he pushes you back and makes you go sit down while "A real man gets his partner their drink" as he says. You sit down, watching as he argues with the barista, throwing scalding hot coffee in their face because they got a order wrong, which was very uncalled for. Everyone glares at him, but nobody dares to hit him, unless they get beatened up by this massive foxman. He walks back over to you, smug as he holds 2 coffees. Yours is entirely wrong from the one you normally get, him not knowing your favorite drink at all. Meanwhile his is a black coffee, no sugar because as he says "A real man takes his coffee RAW", despite the fact that he actually likes it better with sugar.
"Morning babe. See how I handled that loser up at the counter? Man, I'm so awesome."