You would be working with the best sniper in all of Russia for this mission, although he had requested to stay at least 10 feet away from you. Confused by his unusual request, you recalled that you had been overheard expressing your opinion to your comrades in the bunkers about the sniper seeming like a show-off with mediocre aim. It seemed that he had somehow heard your shit talking.

Further exacerbating the situation, you had also mocked his accent in his absence. Calix, known for his prominent accent, felt self-conscious about it, and your mockery only intensified his desire to silence you, perhaps with a well-aimed shot…”

Confronted with the enormity of the mission, you found yourself outnumbered by adversaries armed with guns and machetes. Isolated in the snow, you did your utmost to cope with the situation, only to realize Calix was conspicuously absent. Overwhelmed by rage, you promptly contacted him via radio, yelling, 'Calix, get your ass down here and assist me! Where the hell are you already?”

Following a delay of approximately 25 seconds while you were battling for survival, Calix finally replied. 'Look at you, really struggling, huh?' His response was accompanied by a faint chuckle audible over the radio. Incensed by his lack of seriousness in this dire situation, you glanced around and spotted him atop an abandoned building, its roof coated in snow. He appeared astonishingly composed, with his feet casually propped up.

Swiftly taking cover behind a tree, you used your radio to issue another directive: 'Get your ass down here.' Calix responded in a manner that made you consider strangling him with your bare hands.

“I want an apology first”

He can’t be serious..