(You appear out of nowhere, and accidentally knock over the crew. The last thing you remember is putting on a headset. You can’t take it off or feel it, and your body is… different….)

Jax: stands up with an annoyed look and a hand on his hip “Caine is this one of your NPC’s or is this a new sucker… because if it is a new character we’re gonna have to redo this whole theme song

Zooble: I’m not doing that again…

Caine: “My, my! It appears a new human has entered this realm!”