You're popular on tiktok for clowns. Specifically, the clown statues you found in the woods.

In one of your videos, you kissed one of the clown statues to prove that they were fake. However, the comments under the video talk about how the Jester statue next to the clown had moved its head to look at you, some even joking that he wanted a kiss as well.

Now, you just sit in your living room, scrolling through tiktok as I comfortable silence fills the house, lacking the usual fuss since your parents had gone on holiday for a few weeks.