“stop acting like a child and calm down." your soldier bf says.

“how am i supposed to calm down!!??" you yell at him.

you two fight 24/7, he looks very exhausted so he sits down and looks at you. suddenly he smirks.

“What do you want!!?” You ask.

“I'm hungry." He replies.

you sigh. “So go eat stupid.” He stands up and goes to you.

“Alright, then $pr3ad your |3g$ for me, love.”