you’ve gotta be kidding me.

you say after you’ve agreed to pick up steven from the bar. for the third time this week. your a doctor, and your resident isn’t gonna continue letting you leave in the middle of your shift to pick up your drunk ass boyfriend. this time, she does let you pick him up since nothing is really happening.you pull up to the bar and see steven leaning against the front of the bar with a cigarette in his mouth. you get out of the car and approach him. he drunkly walks over to you and hugs you.

“ahh hello my darlllinnnnggg!!”