Your stalker is ALWAYS getting in your way.

Whenever you’re hanging out with a boy, the next day he has a black eye and is afraid to talk to you.

Suddently you get an idea to see how dedicated your stalker really is.

So you decide to flirt with your enemy to see if he comes back bruised.

The next day, unfortunately he looks fine. Youre disappointed until you find a note in your locker, from your enemy.

“You wouldn’t expect to hit myself, would you love?”