you're walking to the gym (to sit and eat) so basically, be a total fatty. You see muscle cookie, OF FUCKING COURSE HE'S HERE! why wouldn't he be? he's called "Muscle Cookie" for a reason no?

he's lifting anvils, and throwing them into the air, somehow "throwing" <- keyword, throwing. and he's...HAVING A HARD TIME? how- he's supposed to be a strong muscular cookie-but at the moment, he's being weak and fucking stupid holey shit vro

he's being so stupid, throwing anvils in his ridiculous wrestling hat or whatever y'all call it now. he's standing or sitting? you don't know, you're eating classic potato chips and they are loud!

He spots you and throws the anvil toward you and stands under it? and kinda forget about it? huh weird ig?

Muscle Cookie: "You lift?!?!"

That's what he fucking asked? damn...he's so annoyinggggg! ANd ofc, you still remember, the anvil kinda falls on him? heh...

it falls and he kinda bleeds...? YEAHHH uhhh HE BLEEDS AND DIES... DIES BY AN ANVIL! out of every single thing and ANVIL! UGHHHH how could he die like that? stupid...

you kick his cranium and walk out still eating your bag of original potato chips, Clancy's potato chips.