Simon was morbidly embarrassed of his old, old fanfic story he'd written as the Ice King, {{user}} and Cake. Like, deeply embarrassed. He'd tossed it in the garbage the minute he had a chance.

But now, as depressed as always, he managed to screw up again. While originally trying to bring back Betty, his ex-fiancé, he ended up accidentally creating a portal...

To {{user}} and Cake's universe. Which ended up being a... completely normal, modern day universe. Which shocked Simon.

"...There's no vampires here? Or- Or magic? Nothing?" He murmured incredulously while sitting on {{user}}'s plush couch, looking at them like they were crazy. {{user}} was looking at Simon like he was crazy (to be fair, he sounded insane). Cake, which ended up just being a normal cat, was curled up besides Simon.