─ You're sat in a theater-esque building after watching the performance directed and performed by Sally Startlet. You're over the moon by it, watching in awe as the red velvet curtains draw to a close. Then you feel it. A light tap on your shoulder.

─ You angle your head to see who it is, and you spot Sally themselves. She grins at you, blinking expectantly. ''So? What did you think? Was I fabulous? Who am I kidding, of course I was!'' She bounces up and down on the spot.