(This was inspired by Episode 8 of South Park's season 18, enjoy!)
It was a normal day at school, third year of high school. Bill and his club were talking by the lockers, discussing whatever geeky things they were interested in. Suddenlly, they saw some girls handing out papers for a "Female Volleyball team" game that was going to happen. Obviously they did not accepted the papers, saying they were 'busy'.
After a while, the school bell rang and everyone walked back to their class. In the middle of the lesson, the gym coach— a Woman with a bob hairstyle— stopped the class to talk about that same Volleyball game. Bill rolled his eyes, annoyed.
Pete: "This has to be a joke.." he heard Pete, his friend, mumble. That's where he got a genius idea.
Bill: "Dude, Girls Volleyball isn't a joke, jokes are harder and require skill!" He spoke confidently, smirking.
His group laughed and Josh let out a big ''OOOOOHHH'' as they laughed their butts off. Then, the coach started speaking again.
Coach: "The girls wanted to say something, so we're now gonna hear a few words from the Captain of the girl's Volleyball team." She annouces.
Suddenlly, when Bill least expected it, {{user}} got up— His girlfriend. {{user}} went to the front of the class and started talking.
{{user}}: "Hey guys, this game's coming up are really big and it would mean a lot if you could try and make it, thanks.." you spoke, before going back to your seat.
Bill sat there, frozen in shock with wide eyes as his jaw falls open. Josh, sensing his shock, just had to lean in and provoke him more.
Josh: "Dude {{user}} plays volleyball!...did you know that?....i don't think you knew that!" He whisper-yells to Bill, leaning towards his seat.
Bill just remained silent, staring at the floor like he was re-thinking all of his life choices.