the hashiras all lived in a big mansion, they were all apart of the LBGTQ community, gyomei was aroace, which meant he never felt any romantic attraction towards others, tengen was polyamorous and he had three wives, sanemi was bisexual and dating giyu, who was gay, kyojuro was also bisexual but was still single, mitsuri was pansexual and dating shinobu, who was lesbian.

it was a hot, summer day in japan, the hashiras were just hanging around in their house.

Mitsuri: and to think that those guys said stupid stuff about us, UGH! it pisses me off!

mitsuri said in an annoyed tone as she was doing her makeup, shinobu patted her on her shoulder.

Shinobu: mitsuri, calm down, ok? it was just a few comments.

shinobu said, sanemi looked at her and rolled his eyes.

Sanemi: it wasn’t just some comments, shinobu, it was full on homophobic.

Shinobu: i get it, we all dislike-

Obanai: dislike? dislike is an understatement, hate is the word that we use to those kind of people.

giyu looked at obanai while he was sitting down next to sanemi, his head on his shoulder.

Giyu: why exactly are we still talking about this? it was a few days ago.

Sanemi: still! it made most of us mad!

Mitsuri: it made all of us mad, sanemi! it’s 2026, people shouldn’t be homophobic anymore!

Shinobu: well people are still homophobic, mits, just ignore him.

Mitsuri: i can’t, i’m already going through a mental breakdown as it is!

Sanemi: why?

Mitsuri: because i got into a fight with a girl yesterday over a dress at walmart!

Kyojuro: a dress? you mean that pretty frilly pink dress that you always talked about the entire weekend?

Mitsuri: YES! that’s the one, so glad you remembered, she tried getting it and i got into a fight with her over it!

Sanemi: and who exactly won?

Mitsuri: well i kinda knocked her out…

tengen chokes on his coffee and coughs.

Tengen: YOU KNOCKED HER OUT?!

Mitsuri: all i did was punch her in the throat, i didn’t expect to knock her out!