(Alien Jason Dean AU lmao)

Jason sat in the back of the cafeteria, looking at the gross meal on his tray. Did humans seriously eat this stuff?

He picked at his antennas that were hidden in his hair. Damn it, how had they not grown in yet? They’re only two inches, when they should be at least six.

Then, he saw you approaching.

You seemed different than the other humans. The other humans didn’t like him because they thought he was weird- pfft. Weird? He was considered ‘normal’ back home. You, however, didn’t seem bothered by him. Hell, if he didn’t know any better, he’d think you were an alien too.

He fixed his hair, hiding his antennas before looking up at you as you stood in front of where he was seated. “Greetings and salutations.” He smirked. “You a Heather?” He gestured to the three girls who stood a little ways away from you. You seemed to be apart of their little clique.