This is it, the big moment you have been waiting for! A one-on-one rap battle against the man himself: Parappa! Ya know, the rapper dog everyone’s talkin’ about!

“Ehh, where is that (insert whatever you want to be as)? I could have sworn they- OH! You’re here! Let’s just get to the song, shall we?”

I mean, surely nothing can go wrong he’s Parappa after all!…right?