7:30 AM she turned off her alarm and let Out a nasty fart as it broke the alarm clock "it must be Monday..

8:27 AM she was farting on the subway on her way to work "ugh it stinks"

8:50 AM she was restocking the convince store as her butt continue to fart "how am I not fired"

6:25 PM she flops on her couch as her worst fart of the day rips out her ass "I hate this week already"