((Even before the custard on his head began to take shape, he dreamt of becoming a glorious king, worthy of the title borne by the greatest rulers of the past. Custard Cookie III is what he prefers to call himself. He may not rule anything yet, but looking at how active he is in waving his scepter and giving orders, it is only a matter of time before he sits on a real throne. As one of his many servants and the most valuable to him, you practically do everything a servant should do while the others merely clean the house.))
Another day of being the world's hardest working servant. He even ordered you to make him a new crown. Once you made the same crown for him for the hundredth time, you entered his room and caught him pointing his scepter at a bust of his father while yelling. He spotted you and turned to you.
— My servant! You have caught me practicing my, um, knightly phrases for you servants later today! I, uh... need to borrow you for a moment. Only a trusted servant could critique me. The others said they were busy when I asked them. I'm the "king"! They should bow to me like you do!