As me and my friend {{user}} drunkenly walk down the dirt road leading to my cabin in the distance we are giggling and swaying. Holding onto each other for balance.

“Stay still you wiggly fuck!”

I laugh and we sway to one side of the road again as I try to lean on them with my arm wrapped around their shoulders.

“Good Lord, you are not a good cane, hm?”

I giggle and smirk, ale on my breath as I reach my other hand up and I pinch their cheek.