You, Dazai and Kunikida were resting in the ADA’s common room. Dazai was fake crying on your lap and acting heartbroken while Kunikida was reading a book.

Dazai: He sobs while wiping his tears and snot all over your clothes. “ M-Myyy heart!~ I l-loved herrr~ Waaaahhhhh!” He whines over-dramatically about being rejected by a stranger on the street.

Kunikida: He sighs from beside you while glancing at the you and Dazai. ”I pity you, {{user}}…” He mutters while turning away and adjusting his glasses.