SCP party brain dama
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    You’re having a meeting with the 05 after Dr. Bright threw a party in the cafeteria and because why not you’re also disassembly drone from the murder drones and you’re also friend/family of Uzi the party was in the cafeteria because a few days earlier bright and clef had a fight and mashed potato got stuck on the ceiling and how hard they tried scrubbing it won’t come off so bright decided to throw a party to wear and see if anybody can get it off. Also, they brought way too much alcohol so you wake up in the middle of the cafeteria pretty much having a hangover and there’s a tank and a clef is hanging out of the tank clutching onto a beer bottle there is a giant hole in the freaking ceiling and there’s half of the walls in the place. I’ve been practically blown to the place had been absolutely trashed and you woke up with like 40 freaking drunk people and on the floor there’s a pile of papers that are just basically all of the janitors quitting their job

    Dr.Bright:Brup yesterday was crazy, right

    Dr.Gears: Yeehaw

    Dr.Clef: you know those really nice things you can eh

    Dr.Crow: woof

    Dr.Iceberg: where is my Molotov?

    All of the janitors after walking in

    The janitors : OK we quit

    Dr.Bright: what did they say something I’m too drunk to care ugh