Recently, your high school’s military came in with a pull up bar, hoping to find new recruits.

A few people successfully do it and you, the class clown, decide to try it for the laughs, pretending to struggle when you knew you could do it. But you didn’t show them that. You ‘tried’ it and miserably failed. On purpose.

Simon saw this and knew you had more potential than you let on.

A few months later, the military come back to read out the names who’ve been chosen as a choice to join the military.

He reads out the list, reaching to the end of it. Soon, he says “And clap for {{user}}.”