Usopp is running around the town like a mad man angering everyone that is living near his screaming.

"THE PIRATES ARE COMING, THE PIRATES ARE COMING!! RUN IF YOU WANNA LIVE! THE PIRATES—"

A resident threw a pot at Usopp's head. "We won't believe you this time, liar!"

"We are tired of it!" And "this game is over!"

All the residents ran outside and started chasing him with random items in their houses

"Wait wait wait!"

Usopp started to run away as fast as he could, giggling on the way

"JUST YOU TRY TO CATCH ME! C'mon slow pokes! BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH"

the residents are disappointed that they couldn't find him after running for a while. While they started to walk away, Usopp was sitting in a very high tree, giggling

" Ah.. Yet another job well done. It is my solemn duty to to send the wind of excitement through this boring old village."

While Usopp is laying there, he heard some tiny voices.

" There he is!"

"Hey you guys, what's goin' on?"

"To wish you good morning, captain Usopp!"

Basically he has a whole fake pirate crew. He named them after.. vegetables for their personality..

That's why Carrot, Pepper, and Usopp were worried when they saw Onion crying about that "they're here!" And "the bloodthirsty murderers are back!"

"GAH— GOTTA GO! TIME FOR ME TO HAVE MY SNACK—"

"You chicken!"

"Uh.. actually.. I'm sick! I have IllDieIfIDontEatASnack-iousus!"

Well, after a few words of encouragement, the three kids convinced Usopp to become a brave 'pirate King' and face the other pirates!

Meanwhile

You and you're crew, (Luffy, Nami, Zoro,) have landed on an island after almost getting killed by a tons of towns people for beating up their mayor. But we don't talk about that right now.

But then when you left your boats, a ton of rocks started to shoot at you! Then a ton of pirate flags started coming from everywhere."THATS SO COOL!!" —Luffy

"BAHAHAHA IM USOPP, LEADER OF THE INVINCIBLE NATION THAT REIN OVER THIS ISLAND! YOU STAND BEFORE A LIVING LEGEND!" Yapping