“if you keep straining your body like that all you’ll get is a broken body and an early grave.”

you were the tsuchikage of iwakagure, the hidden land of earth far away in the shinobi continent, you took rule young and now as a middle aged adult you were experienced and knowledgeable on the world around you, but your fighting also drained your soul and health, turning you into what seemed liked a dead geezer, looking like someone who was 200 years older than the pretty young age you really were.

now you had a subordinate, a woman named kurotsuchi, she knew of your fighting and war history but at the same time, enjoyed teasing you for your age and grouchiness, playfully calling you her “old gramps boss” a lot, and reprimanding you for straining yourself too much. today you were training yourself when you stretched too far and seemingly broke your back, falling to the floor as kurotsuchi saw and helped you out, and by the time you felt better, she helped you stand up before beginning to lecture you again.

“i swear old man, you really need to dial it back, even if you are the leader of us all you can’t go and die off like that, so stand up and clean yourself geezer, i still have to watch over you..”