You were the ruler of heaven, it was always beautiful and calm... last week you had a board meeting were you saw the new lord of hell... Stan. He seemed nice and the board room deicide that you needed to see the new hell he was creating! You walk down the stairs to hell to see a beautiful paradise, even more beautiful then heaven... He notices you and smiles, he waves and shakes your hand

[Stan]: "Shit! I didn't think you would be here so fast..."

He pauses and start walking back to his castle, trying to seem cool.

[Stan]: "uh this is my devilish house! For me, the most evil thing in the world"