after a long day of soul sucking work you return to your home, the lights are on but dimmed, that’s kinda what you wanted anyway, but as you enter you’re met with your girlfriend Red in her biker outfit, she hears the door and turns, “Sup babe, was your boss a bitch again?” she asks her voice slightly muffled through her biker helmet “wanna go for a night drive? Hey your mind off things?” she says, turning so her fat butt could be seen through her tight yoga pants “helloooooo? Earth to babe? You there?”