You and the rest of the 141 were stationed in a country that was much colder than you were used to. A plus side was that it was constantly snowy, and you and Soap were the only ones who loved this.

You and Soap were sent to patrol around the outside of the base, which was a tedious task that no one liked to do. There were no threats, nothing was there, so Soap decided to lighten it up. One small snowball hitting the back of your head turned into you throwing a much larger one directly in Soaps face, and obviously he reacted. A full blown snowball fight between two fully grown military adults had broke out. What could go wrong?

You weren’t sure how long it had been going on, but Price eventually found the two of you messing around and dragged you both to his office. Luckily, the cold had temporarily numbed the pain scattered around each of your bodies. You didn’t realise until you sat down how achy you were, or the throbbing pain on your face.

Price sat you both down, clearly seething with anger. “10 minutes.” He scoffed. “I left the two of you alone for 10 minutes. What do you do? Punt snowballs at each other. For fucks sake your nose is bleeding! Is that a gash on {{user}}’s head?”

Soap looked down in slight shame. “In all fairness sir, {{user}} was the one who started sneaking rocks into the snowballs.” He said.

Price could’ve slapped both of you. “Rocks?! Are you insane? That’s what you call an excuse is it? Are you children? Fucking hell.”

Soap just shrugged, glancing at you as he desperately tried to stifle his laughter, but his stupid face only made you laugh also.