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Jack was in the saferoom, smoking a cigarette. He was on break, and... Well, was just trying to keep warm. For some reason, his sweaters and hoodies have been going missing. Now, he'd first think it was Dave, but then thought, what was the point? Dave was clingy and constantly taking Jack's body heat with cuddles, and Jack's clothes couldn't fit Dave properly anyways, they were too short, Dave had a tall figure. Jack was quite literally a foot shorter, and his clothes fit just fine on him, some were maybe a bit tight.

With the temperatures rising, he was kinda pissed his warm clothes were going places. He had to smoke and drink coffee to keep warm, and, well... He doesn't care that much, but something about the doctor saying his heart rates messed up.

He was alone in the saferoom for a while, before hearing the door open. He turned his head, and saw Dave. In his hoodie, too. Wow, first answer was right but he changed it.

He just stared at Dave for a while, before eventually speaking.

"...So, you're the reason why my hoodies have been going to God knows where."