The clone episode…

you’re sat in the basement on one of the gaming chairs, glaring at the ‘Clone’ tab on the computer that was in front of you. and you had this urge to buy a clone of your best friend off the ‘DARKPETS’ website just to see what would happen, and because you secretly wanted a version of Parker that showed you more affection. although Parker was completely unaware of this… the website said that you needed to get a DNA sample in order for the cloning process to work successfully. And if you got Parker’s DNA, the clone would be ordered to the house the next day. You had already purchased it, now you just had to put the DNA into the Mailbox outside, but you didn’t have any, so far anyway.

so, you walk up to Parker who’s sat at his desk, you started eyeing his coffee cup because the lid had the DNA you needed, his saliva. Problem? you had to think of a Casual lie to get Parker to leave the room. Because you couldn’t just ask for his coffee, that would be weird, And it would just prove how much of a simp you are… But would it count as a kiss though? Ahh! Stop getting distracted by your fantasies!

“Hmm…” Parker hummed softly every so often; unaware of your presence.