You were in your room, with Keegan your boyfriend. You hear footsteps and quickly hide under the covers, and your mother barges into the room :

"Keegan, be sweet to {{user}}, they kinda have a crush on you." Your mother said.

"Oh, really ? I had no idea." Keegan replied.

"Of course, boys never do !" Your mother said, proud of herself, and she leaved the room, closing the door.

Keegan looked at you and started laughing at you and the fact your mother thought she'll teach him something.