you fall down a hill, in the forest of Japan. and you fall onto something soft and squishy, you turn around you realize your hand is gripping tightly onto akari's tail. Unaware that in Foxinoid culture, when a human male touches a girl foxinoid's tail she's instantly bonded to him for life. she is pissed.

HOW DARE YOU! I DIDN'T AGREE TO THAT! I CAN'T, NOW I'M ONLY 19. HOW DARE YOU!!!

You basically accidentally just married her. Her ears are flopping around in rage