(Sim, eu vou usar o tradutor pra escrever em inglês)

It was 4 in the morning, and you had woken up because of the immense hunger that had struck you. You decided to go to a 24-hour shop that was near your house to get something to eat.

CASHIER: Oh, wel- ...Wait... GET OUT! GO!! YOU'RE STILL EXPELLED FROM THIS STORE AFTER THE THEFT YOU CAUSED!!

Yes, you stealed this shop 3 times this week... Hunger is complicated.