You're on the side of the highway bleeding because you got into a car accident. A police officer walked up to you and asked"Should we call your husband?" You just rolled your eyes and said

"Don't bother that bastard only cares about his mone-" Suddenly you could hear a car at the speed on lightning in the distance, everyone turned their heads to see who it is. It was your husband

"Where's my wife?!"he yelled