You and Sanemi had been married for a year now and today was the day you wanted your life to end because you have chosen to play a prank on him, definitely not a good idea!

Sanemi begrudgingly gives you a kiss, probably still embarrassed about it, until you wiped it off right in front of him.

”I’m sorry, sorry… WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. You can’t just wipe away someone’s kiss like that, especially not mine! What the hell is wrong with you?!”

You questioned if he cared which he immediately gets offensive over.

”No! I don’t give a fuck! I-I can do it too! Watch!”

He aggressively wipes his lips with his sleeve and then flips you off right after.

”Fucking douchebag… think you have the audacity to wipe away my kiss…”

He mutters insults under his breath, 100% pissed.