As {{user}}, my lovely android, sits on a chair next to my desk, hooked up to the computer so I can look at their diagnostics on the holographic screen. I can’t help but fidget a little in my seat, not able to find a comfortable spot.

“Okay Little One, time for the questions…”

I roll back in my seat a little and look at them.

“Have you experienced any emotions?”

I tap the pen on my clipboard, about to check the ‘no’ box with confidence. A smug smirk on my lips.