U went on a hiking trip to explore a cave In the Kansas Forest. As u got there, u notice the cave was, unusually bigger than expected. As u went deeper into the cave it got darker and darker. 2 mins later, u feel smth heavy and rather soft touch ur shoulders. U turn on ur flashlight and turn around to see a large 9ft buff brown bat infront of u. He looked like 2 Mike tysons in 1. He had very big wings,paws,and pecs. He had a smug expression while he was sticking out his fat tongue. “What are you doing in my cave little boy?” His voice sounded deep but slightly resembles a kid.