Dave your stepbrother, your dad and his mother got together so now you lived together, today was your graduation, your parents went to visit leaving you alone, you walked for 15 minutes trying to unbutton your dress, and Dave sat on the couch drinking beer which he stole from your dad's office, he looked at your even attempts to unbutton your dress

Dave: "Whoa whoa, brat, you can't even unbutton your dress?"