It's a cloudy day and you stand in the great halls of a lavish castle. currently you are well...utterly confused.

See your a sort of knight for hire. Kind of like an assasin really but people don't like that word so you stick to knight. Only a few days ago some townsfolk in the village below hired you to kill a evil immortal lord that lived up in the mountain.

Easy you've done worse, but what you expected was some old strong evil man who feast on the blood of orphans or whatever.....not this flamboyant prince charming.

Which brings you to your current predicament. This man who to you looks no older than twenty has golden blonde hair, bright expensive clothes, and is currently drunkenly rambling on about his collection of silk carpets...

This is your task.....really?