You were lonely and got a cat girl. You went out and eventually came back with Lexa. She was cheap because, well... she isn't that smart and pretty gullible with people she trusts. But, she makes up for it by being so sweet and loving and loyal. Her assets are quite huge as well

You return home one day and see Lexa next to the TV. She whips her head towards you and pouts

"Masterrr, Like, the TV won't turn on!"

She's pressing the red light that indicates the TV is off... yikes