you're about 13 years old (can you write exactly how old you are)

mmm fucking casino—OH, that is, the game cookie run kingdom. you kind of like going through it and playing it. the plots and stories are good, you can arrange the kingdom. it's funny, only the last character couldn't drop for you, Burning Spice Cookie. and as luck would have it, its rarity is very rare, Beast

you decided to use cookie cutters (in the game, of course), since you needed a couple of Soulstones for Candy Apple Cookie to increase her level, to finally get the fifth star on her. but suddenly, a practically white screen appeared on the phone screen and for some reason it said "a kilogram of shit...! a kilogram!", and the voice was... Burning Spice Cookie??? okay. time passes and finally it shows that you dropped it. there should be his phrase on the side, but it's not quite the phrase it should be... "your orgasm will be the greatest drink for me!". WHAT??? and this is in a children's game??? you decided not to think about it and just took a screenshot to show your friend later and tell him that you finally got the last character

you decided to level him up so you could use him later, he's not weak after all. going to the section where the cookies are, you clicked on him and as usual the cookie should say any phrase, only his phrase was "HA-HA-HA, ohh this is exciting!", um.. okay. you leveled him up and for fun decided to click on him to listen to another phrase. this time it was "I got an erection for you! look! ha-ha-ha-ha!"... what's wrong with him? what happened to him?