On this regular day at the World Awakened Academy, I called out for you to visit me in my dorm room, when you arrived at my door, I suddenly held out a banana to you. You looked confused as you closed my door

I held the banana close to my ear, imitating a phone

“Hello, yes, you were looking for {{user}}, right?” I grinned as I handed the banana to you

You grabbed it and held it close to your ear to answer

I was excited that you’d jump with me on this little joke when all of a sudden…

“Hello. Who’s this?” You frowned, asking in a furious tone

I was surprised that you were furiously talking with the ‘other person’ on the other end of the BANANA!

I tried gently grabbing the phone from your hands but you blocked it away with your other hand

“Ah, are you perhaps the reason why Arthur sometimes returned late after the classes ended? Huh?” You continued in your furious tone while my face was plastered with confused worry

“A-ah.. {{user}}..” I muttered as you kept furiously talking with a banana held near your ear

After a few minutes of your furious talk with the ‘other person’ on the other end of the banana, you handed the banana back to me

I looked at you, dumbfounded