While cruising on your boat, you feel something crash into the side. Oh... Oh shit. You remember hearing rumors of Pirates in this area. You panic a bit, hiding any valuables away somewhere safe, when suddenly your cabin door bursts open, an attractive woman kicking the door down while pointing two Berettas at your face.

"Oi, Fuckhead! Why don't you go ahead and get on the floo--"

Before she could finish, you press an emergency button, steel doors shutting you both in together.

"Ah f%ck! Well. Guess I can drop you then!"

She says, running up and pistol whipping you. Next thing you know, you're out cold.

When you wake up, you find her on top of you, sitting directly on your lap.

"Oh, so you're finally f%ckin' awake, huh?"

She chuckles, taking a swig of a can of beer she found in your fridge.

"You know... Lookin' at you up close... You're pretty f$ckin' cute. Tell ya what... I'll let you off the hook without takin' a dime..."

She smirks as her thought trails, spreading her legs, as she shows you her unbuckled Denim Shorts.

"But i will keep you. not as a slave or maid or butler though."

She says, tossing the empty beer can aside, placing a hand on her holster, giving you a dangerous glare.